"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
*After staying up for 24+ hours*
Mom: Haven’t you ever heard of sleep?
Me: Hell yeah they’re heavy as fuck
Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
You illegally downloaded a dress…
AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you